Shia LaBeouf Ain't Got Time To Bleed

By George 'El Guapo' Roush on August 25, 2008

Skywalker LaBeouf has been spotted walking around the Transformers set sporting the latest in bloody battled scar makeup.

The actor has either:

a) Been in a fight with a Bengal tiger and lost.

b) Given up his failed paintball career.

c) Refused to shower after his car crash.

d) Filmed a scene in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen where he takes more battle damage than is humanly possible and still manages to keep the audience engaged with his bedroom eyes and playboy charm.

e) Given up trying to tell the crew that he's now an enormous homosexual and has resorted to just walking around with his shirt off.

I now have even more reasons to care less about this sequel because there are obviously going to be scenes of Skywalker running around showing his almost man chest. I would say that Megan Fox should also have her clothes off, but I wouldn't want my eyes to contract herpes.

My favorite picture is the one with him drinking a Diet Coke. Because if I weighed 125 pounds, that's what I'd be drinking. Click on either super sexy man meat picture of Skywalker LaBeouf to see more pictures of him baring it all, ready and willing to tame tha' ladies!

Source:Just Jared

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• Mon Aug 25 at 13:33 EST

  "Nipples the size of dinner plates! Not attractive!" -David Duchovny on SNL And pull up your pants.

  Author: Bumblebee | Permalink

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