300 Review!
By Kellvin Chavez on February 12, 2007
Our very own George Roush got a chance to check out Zack Snyder's anticipated
"300" and wanted to put his two cents on the film. The film stars Gerard Butler, Lena Headey, David Wenham, Dominic West, Vincent Regan, and Rodrigo Santoro. Based on the epic graphic novel by Frank Miller, "300" is a ferocious retelling of the ancient Battle of Thermopylae in which King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and 300 Spartans fought to the death against Xerxes and his massive Persian army. Facing insurmountable odds, their valor and sacrifice inspire all of Greece to unite against their Persian enemy, drawing a line in the sand for democracy. The film brings Miller's (Sin City) acclaimed graphic novel to life by combining live action with virtual backgrounds that capture his distinct vision of this ancient historic tale.
Here is a clip from his review.
300 makes no excuses as to what type of movie it is. It’s a take no names and just kick your ass battle movie that will please anyone. Even the gays will love this film since there are more six packs being shown then at your local liquor store. Do not eat junk food as you watch this because you’ll start to feel like a fat pig. Don’t bring your girlfriend because she’ll wonder why you’re not all ripped up like these guys. In fact, you probably shouldn’t go see this movie at all. You’ll just feel physically pathetic after watching it. Ok, forget all that. Go see it at least ten times, bring all of your friends and when you get home do some sit ups so you don’t feel that bad afterwards. Hey, I’m just trying to help you fat fucks out is all. Don’t get all ‘Up in my bidness’ because you’re addicted to cupcakes.Click on the image for the entire review.
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