G.I. Jason... No go!

By Gino Pagliuca on October 18, 2007

Someone from somewhere got some news from someone else... possibly Jason Statham himself. One thing's for sure, I ain't saying, but if that someone is right, and I think he is 'cause it's Jason Statham (ah well, I'm a failure. Happy, judgemental ex-girlfriends?), then here's some clarification on projects you may have heard him attached to.

G.I. Joe: Nope, he ain't doing it! (Didn't say why, but I'm gonna make-up the following... he saw Van Helsing and the Mummy movies. Then he remembered what G.I. Joe was all about... then he said "WTF" (he literally  pronounced whatever those 3 letters combined sounds like... weird, I know!)... then he walked away. I have a crazy imagination. Thanks! I win!!!

The Bank Job: Its been testing well with audiences, and he couldn't be happier. I'm happy for him.

Transporter 3: He's talking to Luc Besson this week and they're discussing how to get it off the ground. The movie... and the car in the movie! Ohhhhhhhh, I'm flying now!!! Like the car... in the movie!!! Ohhhh... and moving on...

Italian Job 2, a.k.a. The Movie You've Been Losing Sleep Over Thinking About... Relentlessly: Good news guys, it's still in the works!!! X3 was scripted, cast, filmed, editted and all that stuff in a year (and it sucked good), and they're still working on Italian Job 2...? This bit of news tickles me ribs and such.

Toodles!

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