Transformers 2 in 3-D

By George 'El Guapo' Roush on May 13, 2008

The 2008 Showest edition of Dolby news has Transformers 2 listed as a 3-D release for 2009. I guess all of us journo's somehow missed this when we went to Showest this year, focusing instead on drinking and losing our money in Vegas.

Will the whole movie be in 3-D? I doubt it. Probably just the action pieces or maybe the last act or something. Who knows what crazy, brilliant and innovative shenanigans that mad scientist Michael Bay has up his sleeve!!

I know personally I've been begging to see Shia's dreamy eyes in glorious 3-D. Some dudes are saying they can't wait until they see Megan Fox in 3-D but that's something guys who have never had girlfriends would say. I imagine the phone conversation would be like this:

"Brent, dude, Megan Foxth in 3-D would be thooo awethome!"

"I've already created what may be a 3-D shot from her naked Jennifer's Body pics. I'm zipping them up now to my ftp for you to check out. God, I stayed up until 3 doing these, but it was worth it Karl. It was so worth it."

"OMG. You're a geniuth. I'll call you later, I think Toths 'R' Uth hath the new Thtar Wars figureths in."

In other Transformers 2 news, the Man God known to us minions as Michael Bay, (to children he's called "Your Personal Box of Bayola Bayons") has posted on his personal forum board this thrilling news:

Hey, I went to work today thinking I was four weeks away from shooting and by 11:30 I found out I'm just three weeks away. SHIT! How time fly's.
Isabel - no Steven did not pick her - it just makes a good sound bite for press. Yes, I did give her the part. - True story.

Michael

I guess for Michael, time FLIES by rather quickly. Remember, he did tell us he was going to trick all of us idiots by releasing tons of false information about the movie! But I guess he signed on Isabel Lucas to play a role.

Source:Dolby & The Second Coming Of Jesus (a.k.a. Michael Bay)